Why is edge such a terrible program

So my science teacher said anything that makes noise can in a way make music, instruments make music, and mayonnaise makes sound. so i have a question, do not report. is mayonnaise a instrument?

What page can you find clarrise comparing percy to the big three

I'm dead lol: a professor was traveling by boat. on his way he asked the sailor: “do you know biology, ecology, zoology, geography, physiology? the sailor said no to all his questions. professor: what the hell do you know on earth. you will die of illiteracy. after a while the boat started sinking. the sailor asked the professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology? the professor said no. sailor: “well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.