It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words 'antidote' and 'anecdote,' one of my good friends would still be aliveI'll never forget my Granddad's last words to me just before he died. "Are you still holding the ladder?""I work with animals," the guy says to his date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he saysI started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog-DARK HUMOR