Iwas foldin' the dishes while drinkin' my sheets
my mamas a virgin, she walkin' my fish
one night in the morning i was eating my soda
i don't like spaghetti while using confetti cause the mayonnaise it always get stuck in my wrist
if you kill me i'm beating you up and i'm telling' my dad
i'm an orphan but that's what you get
blind people can't see you they just got to eat seafood
but if you deaf just listen to this
my mom couldn't have me so when she gave birth she had an abortion when i was like six
they keep calling' me gay but i'm not that's my boyfriend, he straight but he really attracted to men
i was smokin' the beer and drinking' some weed
it's hot outside so i'm boutta freeze
i'm drivin' my car but i stopped cause the light turned green
i tripped over a buildin' in florida dakota cause the hippo kept walkin' on top of my screen
i'm inside of a walmart while shoppin' at target cause i really don't want no kfc

like sometimes i'll even drink juice cause hawaiian punch you know what i mean?