How much chuck would a wood chuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood?
(asking for a friend)

Are children who act in rated ‘r’ movies allowed to see them? are eyebrows considered facial hair? at a movie theater which arm rest is yours? can a short person “talk down” to a taller person? can animals commit suicide? can you daydream at night? do bald people get dandruff? do coffins have lifetime guarantees? do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? do prison buses have emergency exits? do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another? do stairs go up or down? do stuttering people stutter when they’re thinking to themselves? do they bury people with their braces on? do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary? do you yawn in your sleep? do your eyes change color when you die? how can something be “new” and “improved”? if it’s new, what was it improving on? how come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does? how come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway? how do you handcuff a one-armed man? how far east can you

Which statement describes absolute and apparent brightness? absolute brightness and apparent brightness are identical ways to describe the brightness of a star. absolute brightness and apparent brightness change with the distance from the star to the observer. absolute brightness depends on the distance from the star to the observer, whereas apparent brightness is always the same. absolute brightness is the actual amount of light produced by the star, whereas apparent brightness changes with distance from the observer.

The biome pictured above is found in areas such as kenya and south africa. the land is grass-covered with very few trees and gazelles and other grazers are common here. why does this biome have a low population of trees? a) large grazing animals destroy the trees. b) it is a deforested rainforest with poor soil. c) it has high temperatures and low precipitation. d) it has a long rainy season followed by flooding.