When one butt eats another but how many butts are

since each butt has two cheeks, and each has a very tiny mouth, we can use the expression

time = size of mouth ÷ amount of cheeks

the size of mouth will vary, because many may not yet *ahem* been in touch with a foreign being lately, so their size will be 10 to the power of - 10 ( 10^-10)

thus the time would be: 10^-10 ÷ 2 = 5 × 10^-11, but we'll take the absolute value of that and make it 5×10^11

As you can see, this is a prodigious number that is so infinite that it would be extremely difficult to measure the quantity of cheeks that will remain. Thus, we can extrapolate that the cheeks remain will be about 1/2 a cheek

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is one of them another is raido