If someone can tell me a joke or riddle or both i will give brainliest make it a competition

Ok, so my little brother needs to use a wrench for god knows what, but he can't find it. So he asks "Hey, has anyone seen the blue wrench?", and the youngest of my brothers answers "Look in the pantry.", "Why would it be in the pantry?" says the older of the two, and the youngest pulls out a bottle of Bleu Cheese Ranch with a sly look on his face...

Dad: *tells a "thats what she said" joke*

Me: Dad, stop. I'm only 10

Dad: That's what she said

Me: *visible confusion*

it demonstrate the egyptian kingdom love for the natural world

this is beacause beside the hippos blue gaze,the body was painted with the outlines of river plants, which symbolizing the marshes in which the animal lived. the figurine of the hippo named willian originates from the middle kingdom during the 12th dynasty.