ITS FOR A SURVEY
What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?
What is something that everyone looks s t u p i d doing?
How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?
What’s the most imaginative i n s u l t you can come up with?
How many chickens would it take to k i l l an elephant?

Ok, I'll do my best.

Explanation:

Weirdest thing I've seen in someone else's home - Mxoldy bread loaf that had not been thrown out yet.

Weirdest thing a guest has done at your house? - Not closing the door when washing.

What is something that everyone looks ''s'' doing? - Those nose & glasses disguise thing.

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza? - I think it smells better than it tastes.

What’s the most imaginative you can come up with? - "You remind me of a penny. Two-faced, and not worth much."

How many chickens would it take to -- an elephant? -

26,000 chickens.