Hers ur daily dose of dark humor lol whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferarri ? i don't have a ferarri in my garage.

A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared." The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.

I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

have a good day ppl