one day when i was packing my lunch my grandpa asked what i was eating so i said i was eating a sandwich apples and takis, he asked what takis were so i said so they were spicy chips, he asked me to try one but my grandma said if i gave him a taki i would regret it, i gave him one anyway, when he bit the taki he jumped 65 feet in the air screaming, he was asking for milk so we gave him milk but we also forgot he was lactose intolerant while he was drinking the milk he ran out the room and tripped on our pet p--uss. y, he started farting and it sounded like we lived next to nasa when a rocket was about to launch. he let out the most sloppy moppy gloppy koppy boppy moppy sloppy coppy, when he fell i heard his back frackle mc tackle, the back frackled the cats attacked the roach attracted the sh^it abstract his limbs were sore, he fell on the floor and couldnt get up no more he looked like a dead boar, the pu. ssy went yonker bonker clonkers, when we took him to the hospital we found out he died from a ruptured rib cage, we also found out he had aids the measles alzhe miers the flu, can cer the bubonic plague co vid 19 bowel-cancer sh^t worms the chicken pox and lice.