Every night i'm told what to do, and each morning i do what i'm told.

but i still don't escape your scold.

I think its an alarm clock because even though you wake up on time the alarm still goes off.

Generally spontaneous human combustion is something that still bewilders some, human combustion happens very rarely and doesn't affect the surrounding areas, so unless you want to set your self on fire, human combustion will remain spontaneous and very rare.