Which one of these dress sizes is most suitable for the girl or woman whose measurements are bust 35 in., waist 28 in., and hips 37 in.?

a. 14 misses
b. 12 ½ half size
c. women's
d. 13 junior petite

I'm dead lol: a professor was traveling by boat. on his way he asked the sailor: “do you know biology, ecology, zoology, geography, physiology? the sailor said no to all his questions. professor: what the hell do you know on earth. you will die of illiteracy. after a while the boat started sinking. the sailor asked the professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology? the professor said no. sailor: “well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.