NOW i'm gonna tell a really confusing story ok!!?? here goes hOpeFuLlY yOu cAn KEeP UP! because i'm expecting a full 500 page essay about this *evil laughter* hehehehehehe nOw!: I was inside taking my plane for a walk when i saw a cow fly by i looked in the sky to see it was actually a horse and i was so surprised i slipped on the sky then i found out it was because my fingers were greasy from eating a hot bowl of ice cream on a monday night in the morning, so after all of that i went to bed so i can wake up and go to sleep in the garage when suddenly my mom's son's mom walked in through the hole in my roof and swept the grass, next thing you know i'm sneezing my nose off...until i actually saw that it was my brain...which is why i have no soul but i wanted a soul so i slurped a bowl of bricks but i still didn't get my soul back so i died and i went with my family to my funeral...which was actually my dad's funeral but be attended his own funeral too...and the moral of this story! don't do drugs :))) (pictures: my old pfp, my new pfp) i'm pretty generous here's 100 points ;)