Can someone give me 40 unconventional uses for a brick with the two holes in it?

A planter
door stop
paperweight
projectile weapon
bookend
pencil holder
work out weight
a stamp (dip in paint)
nut opener
put it in your toilet tank for presure
use as chalk
if bricks red use as rougue
use as a hammer
fishtank decor
candle holders
use it to stop your car from rolling down the driveway
firework holder
birdbath 

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