When using words to describe something, a writer should be most aware of
a. the meanings and the effects of words.
b. how the longest words create new meaning.
c. how synonyms can be used in various ways.
d. the definitions that create the greatest reactions.

I'm dead lol: a professor was traveling by boat. on his way he asked the sailor: “do you know biology, ecology, zoology, geography, physiology? the sailor said no to all his questions. professor: what the hell do you know on earth. you will die of illiteracy. after a while the boat started sinking. the sailor asked the professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology? the professor said no. sailor: “well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.