Write a short story about a leprechaun.

this leprechaun, he was a drunk and did coke off a hockers a.s.s then fu.ckin died because he snorted a.s.s coke'

Explanation:

title: Leprechaun's point of view ;)

I  was walking down the old pasture of my beautiful garden when i heard the loudest thud.

"INCOMING HUMAN", I cried out to my family.

We ran inside our tree house and shut the door behind us. Our family was known as the greatest hiders in Green vile. Last week my cousins wen missing, and my brother got squished last year. We totally hate those humans, and I'M SICK OF them!

"When will they ever learn manner, don't they know we live here?!", my wife cried out.

Her face was all red as a tomato i has picked out earlier.

"These are humans for crying out loud, they never learn", I rolled my eyes and sighed.

lizards have adapted to life in the desert. some desert lizards have toes with spiny scales to them run across the sand without sinking. some use the sand to hide from predators, or to search for small animals that they prey upon.