Free points and story time! So there was this girl that posted on "WHO WANTS TO HAVE A ROAST BATTLE ONLY IF YOU CAN ROAST" and I was like, okay, I can sorta roast. And I answered with "I can roast :)" and she asked me to dish out some roasts, and I do. She tells me my roasts are amazing, and funny, and we quickly get into a roast battle.
These are her roasts:
You are the clouds but when you are gone it is a beautiful day.
I would give you a nasty look, but you already have one
By all this talking you're doing I'm assuming you're done with your work and single
So in other words- they were pretty garbage.
Below my answer was another battle. Neither roasts were good, but the girl who posted the question was attacking the girl who also answered, for literally no reason. The girl who posted the question began actually insulting the other girl, and if the girl didn't respond, she would blow up the comments with insults.
Keep in mind this girl was in high school. She also couldn't spell or use grammar.
I decide to intervene and tell her, "Literally you can't roast. You sound like your nine and whatever you say came from a yo mama video. Dont comment on others flaws when your profile picture is literally gacha and you can't spell or use grammar. Please grow up." And the girl who posted the question POPPED OFF. and in response all I said was "Im sorry that my brutal honesty inconvenienced your ego." and then a mod took down the question.
Moral of the story: dont be the girl who posted the question.
Enjoy the free points.