I thought that I had everybody on my side But I went and blew it, all-sky high
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I ripped my pants
When big Larry came 'round just to put him down
SpongeBob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and ripped his pants
I know I shouldn't mope around I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
Then a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns
Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
So listen and you won't regret
Be true to yourself don't miss your chance
And you won't end up like the fool who ripped
His pants