SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED~
SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUM WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB
IN THE SHAPE OF AN "L" ON HER FOREHEAD~
WELL THE YEARS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN
YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUM
SO MUCH TO DO, SO MUCH TO SEE--
SO WHATS WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACKSTREETS?
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO
YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW!

All aboard Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay

Crazy, but that's how it goes

Millions of people living as foes

Maybe it's not too late

To learn how to love

And forget how to hate

Mental wounds not healing

Life's a bitter shame

I'm going off the rails on a crazy train

I'm going off the rails on a crazy train

Let's go

I've listened to preachers

I've listened to fools

I've watched all the dropouts

Who make their own rules

One person conditioned to rule and control

The media sells it, and you live the role

Mental wounds still screaming

Driving me insane

I'm going off the rails on a crazy train

I'm going off the rails on a crazy train

I know that things are going wrong for me

You gotta listen to my words, yeah