Can someone tell me how to get all A's with no effort?

You cannot get free A's. You have to work hard and put in effort.

to change your username, you must:

1) make sure what the username you want to change to is allowed in this community

2) contact a administrator (for example, jaysl)

3) through pm, tell the admin what you want to change to

4) if the username is allowed, it will be changed in a matter of seconds (minutes at most)

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