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First person to make me laugh gets it
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It's garbage day? Awe they made a special day just for you!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick!

Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen

Why was the cat scared of the tree? Because it barks

Why are ghosts bad to have at a sports event? Because they boo!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop!

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."\

Where do cows go on dates? To the moo-vies

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

What's green and has wheels? GRASS! I lied about the wheels...

If a clown farts, does it smell funny?

I dated this disabled chick and when she broke up with me she took my dog. I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

What do you call a game console you just broke up with? An X-Box!

How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast you idiot(s).

Why don't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind

Broccoli: Hey! I look like a tree! Mushroom: Wow! I look just like an umbrella! Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please? Sausage: yeah

Explanation: Did I make u laugh? :D

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