Limerick/joke

instructions:
write an original and clean limerick or joke related to statics. post your creation to the this discussion forum and vote up (like) your favorite. you will only be able to see the others after you have posted your entry.

note that a limerick is a form of poetry, especially one in five-line anapestic meter with a strict rhyme scheme (aabba), which often has humorous intent. for example:

a student in their statics class
didn't know a weight from a mass
they studied for days
took the test in a haze
and power-posed (links to an external site.) their way to a pass.

What is creep? what is stress relaxation?

An engine, weighing 3000 n, is supported on a pedestal mount. it has been observed that the engine induces vibration into the surrounding area through its pedestal at the maximum operating speed. determine the stiffness of the dynamic vibration absorber spring in (n/m) that will reduce the vibration when mounted on the pedestal. the magnitude of the exciting force is 250 n, and the amplitude of motion of the auxiliary mass is to be limited to 2 mm note: in this question type-in right numbers, no decimals, no fractions, no unit. approximate to right number if needed

Agas contained within a piston-cylinder assembly e end nation about same energy states, 1 and 2, where pi 10 bar, v undergoes two processes, a and b, between the sam 0.1 m3, ui-400 kj and p2 1 bar, v2 1.0 m2, u2 200 kj: process a: process from 1 to 2 during which the pressure- volume relation is pv constant process b: constant-volume process from state 1 to a pressure of 2 bar, followed by a linear pressure-volume process to +20 0 state 2 kinetic and potential energy effects can be ignored. for each of the processes a and b, (a) sketch the process on p-v coordinates, (b) evaluate the work, in kj, and (c) evaluate process the heat transfer, in kj