Can you write me a funny limerick must be 14 lines long and 6 made up words and clean

My name is Link
and I kindof stink,

I love to cook,
I once burned a book,

My girlfriend Zelda,
loves to yelda

My enemy Calamity Ganon,
Blew up a canon

Urbosa is red and rosy
But she's also nosey

Mipha's smells like seafood,
But I swell up like geemood

Miyamoto based me off of Peter Pan,
For that I'll just steal his van

Gerudo women have abs,
But I have grilled crabs

Zelda's butt is so big,
It make me feel like a pig

Somebody else can do the rest. -Link