Which sentence below carries the fewest negative connotative associations?
a. i was approached by a scrounger.
b. i was approached by a vagrant.
c. i was approached by a beggar.
d. i was approached by a homeless person.

i would just say something like,

i need to go outside owner to pee, hold on owner let me mark this tree. i'm thirsty now "starts drinking water" now i am tired. what are you eating owner can i have some, you can't refuse my cute puppy eyes.

just make sure you write that in your own words that way you don't get in trouble.

so are you asking to write a page on why its so wrong?