Which of these would be the most ironic ending to a story about a poor orphan boy who becomes an expert pickpocket and thief a. one day he opens an orphanage to care for children b. he is adopted by a loving middle-class family c. he grows up to become a police officer d. he unintentionally steals a rare and valuable coin.

C

pickpockets and thief try to stay away from police and law enforcement, or else they would get caught

c.He grows up to become a police officer

Explanation:

One of the definitions of Irony is: "a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result".

A thief is a criminal. And a criminal who grows up to become a law enforcer is deliberately contrary to what you would expect, most of the times. Therefore, it is an amusing result and it can be considered ironic.

1. read the following excerpt from franklin d. roosevelt's "fireside chat 19":

on the other side of the picture, we must learn also to know that guerilla warfare against the germans in, let us say serbia or norway, us; that a successful russian offensive against the germans us; and that british successes on land or sea in any part of the world strengthen our hands.

remember always that germany and italy, regardless of any formal declaration of war, consider themselves at war with the united states at this moment just as much as they consider themselves at war with britain or russia. and germany puts all the other republics of the americas into the same category of enemies. the people of our sister republics of this hemisphere can be honored by that fact.  

the true goal we seek is far above and beyond the ugly field of battle. when we resort to force, as now we must, we are determined that this force shall be directed toward ultimate good as well as against immediate evil. we americans are not destroyers — we are builders.

analyze the effectiveness of this excerpt. how does it function within the speech as a whole? how does the structure of the excerpt to convey the speech's purpose and key points? support your argument with evidence from the speech. (10 points)

explanation:

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