Ineed a topic for an essay that is relevant to the age of reason and/or the colonial era. it's hard for me to think of something, so can you guys give me some ideas? anything .

look up events during the colonial era and choose one of them, there are many that are not 100% boring. Here's a few to get u started.

1681 Pennsylvania.

1698. Royal African Company monopoly ended.

1670 Carolina.

1676 Bacon's Rebellion.

1733 Georgia.

1609-1614 Anglo-Powhatan War.

1607 Jamestown, Va.

1630 Massachusetts Bay Colony.

i would just say something like,

i need to go outside owner to pee, hold on owner let me mark this tree. i'm thirsty now "starts drinking water" now i am tired. what are you eating owner can i have some, you can't refuse my cute puppy eyes.

just make sure you write that in your own words that way you don't get in trouble.