Me to write a short story 600 words ( see the instructions)

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two cowardly uncles rampaging to the beat

a short story

by mh566

toby gloop had always hated dirty west boggins with its deafening, decaying ditches. it was a place where he felt lonely.

he was a violent, selfish, tea drinker with dirty toenails and fragile eyebrows. his friends saw him as a gigantic, glamorous giant. once, he had even a breakable baby recover from a flying accident. that's the sort of man he was.

toby walked over to the window and reflected on his cold surroundings. the rain hammered like shouting badgers.

then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. it was the figure of may macdonald. may was a snooty ogre with chubby toenails and fat eyebrows.

toby gulped. he was not prepared for may.

as toby stepped outside and may came closer, he could see the unusual smile on her face.

may glared with all the wrath of 2763 articulate rabblesnatching rabbits. she said, in hushed tones, "i hate you and i want a spaghet."

toby looked back, even more unstable and still fingering the tattered newspaper. "may, yabba dabba doo," he replied.

they looked at each other with anxious feelings, like two obedient, obnoxious ostriches bopping at a very violent rave, which had flute music playing in the background and two cowardly uncles rampaging to the beat.

toby studied may's chubby toenails and fat eyebrows. eventually, he took a deep breath. "i'm sorry," began toby in apologetic tones, "but i don't feel the same way, and i never will. i just don't hate you may."

may looked shocked, her emotions raw like a brawny, bored blade.

toby could actually hear may's emotions shatter into 2377 pieces. then the snooty ogre hurried away into the distance.

not even a cup of tea would calm toby's nerves tonight.

the end

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once upon a midnight dreary, while i pondered, weak and weary,

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