Tell me a funny joke...

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You really are SANSational i mean i can be HUMERous all the time but would you look at the  time *clock says bad time all over it*

Explanation:

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two bears are eating a clown and one of the bears said does this thing taste funny to you

Explanation:

different routes can lead to sammy to different places, with different roads.   if you check a map, you can see the routes.   try to make connections of the places and count how many there are.   hope this : )

the narrator is a first person, participant one, who describes in the simple past tense important and difficult events in his earlier life. he also provides temporal markers as the month (january) and the time (12: 30 pm). finally the account of his experience is very detailed, to the extent that a participant narrator would talk the same way about his experiences. a good example of such detail is the mention of the “bovril ration” which historically was a native american food adopted by european explorers in arctic and antarctic regions due to its high level of calories.