Write a humourous e-mail to your friend saying to stay home (humourous).

Dear Timmy,
long ago someone wondered what it would be like to eat a chicken and see what it tastes like. And now everyone is eating chicken because it went viral and it tastes good. Now, years later, someone decides to eat a bat because they wondered what it would taste like. And if it tastes good, then they’d hope it went viral and people all around the world would love and eat it.
But guess what... it most definitely went viral! The work caught a disease from it and is all quarantined with masks.
So this I say to you, if you don’t want to catch this disease, stay inside at all times! ;))
-Love
Your friend