Read the short story “The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County.” Use the table to describe the unnamed narrator of Twain’s story and the character Simon Wheeler, who tells the story of Jim Smiley. Include textual evidence and information about the way each character speaks or writes. Look at the differences in the narrator’s and Simon Wheeler’s sentence structure and style. Then, make inferences about what those qualities reveal about their personalities.

IDK BUT LOL

Explanation:

i am a strong (insert gender here) my father and his brother were to, they were killed not by the cold, not by the bears or wolves that roam our streets at night, but by the   bolsheviks. we must stand up and fight communism or we all end up dead, starved dehydrated, enslaved. the time is now we must fight. lenin is a dangerous man but he can be stopped. so my comrades we shall siege there weapons tonight on ward. (rides away with ak(not invented yet) and sword in hand while on bear into snowstorm)