Does anyone have any advice on how to write this essay? I don't even know where to start

"I open the car door and call out to them 45 minutes before it's time to get on the road. I then sit back and watch the X Games/ WWE matches that are surely to unfold as my 7 children and the poor dog eventually make their way to the vehicle. "We'll look at this..." I point out to no one in particular. "They're only 30 seconds past the 45 minute headstart that I gave them." And we're off still later than was planned, of course."

Explanation:

This is just one of the many stories I've told my friends and family as it pertains to being a mother of 7. That's 6 boys and 1 girl. Time nor age make your children move on schedule. LoL

*Start with action or dialogue.

*Ask a question or set of questions.

*Describe the setting so readers can imagine it.

*Give background information that will interest readers.

*Introduce yourself to readers in a surprising way

I hope this helps. This was a state to state road trip my husband and I took with our squad.

hasty generalization

a. energy is conserved on earth, but matter is not.