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English, 16.10.2020 08:01 lollyp5439

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What is your name?" The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling." The teacher said, "Are you kidding? The student said, "No Kidding is my brother. I am Joking." Can you come up with a good joke?

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