Keeping in mind the author's humorous purpose, which two sentences best reflect ideas central to the meaning of the passage? nThe lawyers in the audience are in particular need of developing the craft of artful lying because of what their profession
entails
OThe idea that one can and should tell the truth all the time is not only a misguided notion, but an annoying one as well.
Since lying is an integral part of human nature, it should at least be done in a clever and crafty way rather than in a carelessS
manner.
Because modern society is gradually evolving toward more habitual truth-telling and less lying people are experiencing less
shame and embarrassment,
Lying is a childish and foolish practice, which mature people should work hard to replace with the regular practice of telling
the truth at all times.

mine is hell,we all hate each other,we fight but me and my mom,dad,and siblings get along.

it would be b. broad.

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~courtney

it was surely an odd creature that one made up by reading the historians first and the poets afterwards a worm winged like an eagle; the spirit of life and elegance and charm,   in a kitchen chopping up suet. but these creatures, monst'r however entertaining to the imagination, hast no existence in fact. what one might doth to bringeth h'r to life wast to bethink poetically and prosaically at one and the same moment,   thus keeping in toucheth with fact—that the lady is mrs martin, ag'd thirty-six, did dress in blue, wearing a black coxcomb and brown shoeth; but not losing sight of fiction eith'r—that the lady is a vessel in which all s'rts of spirits and f'rces art coursing and flashing p'rpetually. the moment, howev'r, yond one tries this method with the elizabethan mistress, one brancheth of illumination fails; one is did hold up by the scarcity of facts.   one knoweth nothing detailed, nothing p'rfectly true and substantial about h'r.   hist'ry scarcely mentions h'r.   and i did turn to professeth'r trevelyan again to seeth what hist'ry meanteth to that gent.   i hath found by looking at his chapt'r headings yond t meanteth.

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