In the onion article, “high school adds Cardboard Students Between Distance Desk To Maintain Normal Feeling Of Oversized Classes,” the solution proposed to make school feel more normal during the pandemic is to use pictures of students to fill in the seats to ensure social distancing. Based on the article is this a viable or realistic solution? How does this solution impact the school and the teachers? Using your notes from Monday, what satirical technique is being used in this article? Do you think this article is effective? Why or why not?

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explanation:

an argumentative essay presents objectively a topic and its main characteristics. besides, it states all this information and facts by giving authentic and substantiated proof to the audience. by contrast, a persuasive text purpose is to convince the audience about some facts by presenting them according to his/her emotions and feelings. the main purpose of a persuasive text is to convince the audience to agree with the author´s opinion. on the other hand, in the argumentative essay, the author leads the writer to recognize his/her point of view as the correct one.

"why don't you like me the way i am? " i cried. "i'm not a genius! i can't play the piano, and even if i could, i wouldn't go on tv if you paid me a million dollars! "

explanation:

the conflict between jing-mei and her mother is over jing-mei's piano lessons since her mother wants her to become a prodigy but she does not want to play it any more.