Give me your best pickup lines.

hey is there a phone in your back pocket? cuz that a-s-s is calling me

is there a mirror in you pocket? cuz i can see myself in you pants

are you wifi? cuz i feel a strong connection towards you

Explanation:

postive, comparative, superlative - good, better, best

recall how we defined nouns as words capable of having plurals and possessive endings. adjectives (and their first cousin, the adverb) also have a feature that distinguishes them. they come in three states. first, the raw adjective—in its positive state—merely describes the noun modified; it doesn’t care about how this particular person or thing stacks up against other members of the same noun class