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There once was a man with odd, talking body parts. The man's arms, hands, and head could speak to each other. One day, the man's right arm said to the left arm, "I have an itch. ". Which response best completes the joke with a pun?
A. Could you please stretch me out?
B. Will you please lend me a hand?
C. What are you looking at?
D. Why don't we trade places?

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