Any girl wanna go on a zoom date 13-15

Meeting ID: 896 7655 4358
Passcode: 45cLGU

Okay, this is a song from the perspective of God.

The books you think I wrote are way too thick.

Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn’t be a DlCK?

And I don’t watch you when you sleep.

Surprisingly, I don’t use my omnipotence to be a ducking creep.

You’re not going to heaven.

Why the duck would you think I'd ever kick it with you?

None of you are going to heaven.

There’s a trillion aliens cooler than you.

You shouldn’t abstain from r a p e just because you think that I want you to.

You shouldn’t r a p e because r a p e is a ducked up thing to do.

Pretty obvious, just don’t duckin r a p e people, didn’t think I had to write that one down for you.

I don’t think m a s t u r b a t i o n is obscene.

It's absolutely natural and the weirdest ducking thing I’ve ever seen.

You make my job a living he||.

I sent gays to fix overpopulation and boy did that go well.

You’re not going to heaven

Don't Date On Dumb Dumb

Explanation:

the answer is the last one

a. the scene is structured as a dialogue between two characters in their own informal language.