What would you say to someone who lost a football match

hmm.. something like "you'll get em next time" or "YOU HAVE NOT FALLEN YET. YOU MUST NOT SUCCUMB TO THEIR EVIL WAYS."

... ok i'll see myself out

i would just say something like,

i need to go outside owner to pee, hold on owner let me mark this tree. i'm thirsty now "starts drinking water" now i am tired. what are you eating owner can i have some, you can't refuse my cute puppy eyes.

just make sure you write that in your own words that way you don't get in trouble.