a letter of complaint about an expensive t-shirt you bought and it shrunk when washed after following the instructions and you want to return it

To whom it may concern,

    I am writing in regards to a shirt that I have purchased from your retailed some time back. It cost me an unreasonable amount of money, and I am not satisfied with my order. Unfortunately, the product has shrunken significantly after a first wash, and as it was not labeled on the tag when I first bought it, I would like to return my purchase. Please get back to me as soon as possible.

Thank you,

(Name)

paine is arguying that they had tried everything before coming to the conclusion that they needed to fight for their freedom.

argument: "every quiet method for peace hath been ineffectual."

claim 1: "our prayers have been rejected with disdain; and only tended to convince us, that nothing flatters vanity, or confirms obstinacy in kings more than repeated petitioning and nothing hath contributed more than that very measure to make the kings of europe absolute."

claim 2: "wherefore, since nothing but blows will do, for god’s sake, let us come to a final separation, and not leave the next generation to be cutting throats, under the violated unmeaning names of parent and child."