I want to be a comedian and be in the army So
My teeth itch.
My hair hurts.
I’m going to get my toe nail pierced this weekend.
When in a grocery store ask the clerk “do you have Prince Albert in a can?”, if they say yes, tell them to let him go.
Chocolate milk comes from brown cows you know.
Never play golf with a doctor who wears green socks.
My nipple is broken.
My eye socket is warm.
Do you eat other peoples finger nails?
Have you ever tried sleeping in water?

yeah because you so dumb

Im sorry dude but what the h*ll is this LOL

Explanation:

i'm 15 and im not sure if it's because im young but this was so unfunny to me if im being completely honest. Maybe for the old folks it's funny so what i think is.. just stick to ur day job man.

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