LOL I FOUND THIS FUNNY: Patrick Bateman:

"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."

David Van Patten:

And what did the other part think?

Patrick Bateman:

"What her head would look like on a stick..."

the answer is the second one.

b. failure at least that one seems the most negative out of all of the answers provided pls correct me if i'm wrong. : ))

imparadis't in one anothers arms  

the happier eden, shall enjoy their fill  

of bliss on bliss, while i to hell am thrust,  

where neither joy nor love, but fierce desire,  

among our other torments not the least,  

still unfulfill'd with pain of longing pines;  

yet let me not forget what i have gain'd  

from their own mouths; all is not theirs it seems:  

one fatal tree there stands of knowledge call'd,  

forbidden them to taste: knowledge forbidd'n?  

suspicious, reasonless. why should their lord  

envie them that? can it be sin to know,

what are you asking? this is gibberish.