Write a paragraph in which you use at least three different metaphors.

(This is really bad but whatever) When asked to write a 5 sentence paragraph using at least one metaphor and simile I cringed, like an old man who had forgotten his daily dosage of medicine. I was uncertain of how my short writing piece would go longer than intended, as I typed the lead out of my computer, and resharpened the battery out of it too. I guess I can do I decent enough job responding to this prompt, before I reiterate what I've never wrote, claiming to be smarter thana man who is late on answering a 3-day old question.