Give me jokes cause why not No red flags that doesn't count

Joke #1
my wife was mad at me cause i had no sense of direction so i packed my things and right

gimme joke :>

my life

Explanation:

no jk

Why did the chicken cross the road?  Because the chicken behind it didn’t know how to socially distance properly.

sorry, i had to

why didnt the toilet paper cross the streat?

Explanation:

it got stuck in the crack;)

based on the biblical principle philippians 4: 13 "i can do everything through christ who strengthens me." i agree that it is through him that we are given the strength to cope with every situation.

and based on the biblical principle proverbs 16: 32 "better to get angry slowly than to be a hero. better to be even-tempered than to capture a city."   i agree with the author of the passage to the extent that the nobility of heart demonstrates the strength of a person. those who are contemptuous, get angry easily and show their anger toward others are really weak, but those who are noble and make sure to not hurt other people and their feelings are strong people.

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