How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
if he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!
a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
a woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. but if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. though were i a woodchuck, and i chucked wood, i would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.
if a woodchuck could chuck wood, then she'd chuck all the wood, she'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
it would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles peter piper picks.
one quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.
it might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. if she was, he'd be chucking all day. if not, he'd be watching the football game.
some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.
it depends on how good his dentures are!
a woodchuck - would chuck - as much wood - as a woodchuck - could chuck - if a woodchuck could chuck wood. but unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood. 
about as many boards as the mongol hoards would hoard if the mongol hordes did hoard boards. 
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