how do u deal with a dog the walks into your legs and takes up all the space in your bed and eat all the food and name is Lover and you love him so much that you would turn potatoes into french fries then dies?

Um, first off I would get out of this hole. Next, I would invite people to a funeral for him! And then get a new dog and give him just as much love and care. (assuming your dog died, I'm not sure if I read this correctly?) : )

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i think it may be b, i'm not exactly too sure on this. but b seems to make more sense.