Match the fallacy with its name. You can either call a maid service or live in filth:

appeal to authority
non-sequitur
straw man
bandwagon
oversimplification hasty generalization
ad hominem
black or white

black or white

Explanation:

"black or white" implies there is no such thing as gray, just as the sentence implies there is no such thing as in-between hiring a maid or living in filth. But in fact it's totally possible to do your own dishes and laundry and not own too much stuff and keep tidy without hiring a maid.

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