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Wife: Hey Hunny! Can you fix the sink for me?.. Husband: Im not a plumer

Wife: oh ok, can you fix my car? Its leaking oil

Husband: Im not a mechanic

Wife: ok...

*Next Day*
*Husband comes home from work*

Wife: How was your day?

Husband: It was rough, how was your day?

Wife: It was nice. I got the neigbor to fix the problems

Husband: Well thats good to hear!

Wife: He said that i could sleep with him or bake him a cake in return

Husband: What cake did you bake?

Wife: Im not a baker... :)

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