English Creative Writing assignment If science can leave a dog's head alive,
It's possible a cat-dog hybrid can survive
Grafted intestines make a hole in between,
So organisms and zebras share a single spleen
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CatDog... CatDog...
Scientifically accurate little CatDog

Full of antibiotics, sedated as well
CatDog's short life would be a nightmare hell
Ethically duty is against the law
CatDog would need a scientist like Mengele

CatDog... CatDog...
Why would anyone make a little CatDog?

PETA protests, so do all decent folk,
But CatDog gets on TV as a children's show
Fill it full of steroids and make it do tricks
CatDog has two heads, but only one di-ck

CatDog... CatDog...
Reverse human centipede with a cat and a dog

Fighting for position, CatDog bites the other half
Two days have gone forward, prob'ly killed the little cat
Rotting behind him, necrosis sets in
Finally, Dog dies next to his half-cat twin

CatDog... CatDog...
Scientifically accurately dead CatDog!

Ead the passage from "marriage is a private affair” by chinua achebe. "i shall never see her,” was the reply. from that night the father scarcely spoke to his son. he did not, however, cease hoping that he would realize how serious was the danger he was heading for. day and night he put him in his prayers. nnaemeka, for his own part, was very deeply affected by his father’s grief. but he kept hoping that it would pass away. if it had occurred to him that never in the history of his people had a man married a woman who spoke a different tongue, he might have been less optimistic. "it has never been heard,” was the verdict of an old man speaking a few weeks later. in that short sentence he spoke for all of his people. this man had come with others to commiserate with okeke when news went round about his son’s behaviour. by that time the son had gone back to lagos. "it has never been heard,” said the old man again with a sad shake of his head. "what did our lord say? ” asked another gentleman. "sons shall rise against their fathers; it is there in the holy book.” "it is the beginning of the end,” said another. how does this passage reinforce the traditional social hierarchy? the older men in the village tell okeke that he should respect nnaemeka’s decision. the older men in the village console nnaemeka about okeke’s attitude toward his choices. the older men in the village commiserate with okeke regarding nnaemeka’s decision to disobey him. the older men in the village think that nnaemeka should be optimistic that okeke will accept his decision.

Sign wet paint when you see this sign, what will you say to other people that is going to sit? a. you must stay away from the area because it is under construction. b. you must not sit on the bench, so just stay away from it. i’m just not sure which one is correct

Which sentence is an example of an i-statement? a) this is by far the worst report you have ever submitted b) your report has so many mistakes that we can’t use it c) i am unhappy to learn that you overlooked crucial details in the report. we just lost a potential client d) i guess the person who wrote this repost didn’t understand the consequences of submitting poor quality work