QUICK someone say something funny . . It's my bedtime and I can't stop crying

I had tried and yah it ain't good but hope it'll work as a bedtime story.>□<

Explanation:

It was winter time with freezing snow and it was my birthday on 11th December. I celebrated my birthday by calling my friends at home. When they reached, we had some snacks and other things.

After that we roamed and roamed. We clicked a lot of photos. And I was eager to put those photos in my album and tell my parents about how I celebrated my birthday.

Then we went down to the riverside. Wow! It was really beautiful and cold. Wait, what! Some one was going to jump in the river. Woah. I was really scared and closed my eyes tightly. When I opened my eyes...it was just a dream.

we should all just get dogs.