Write a sentence using first person point of view

I went to the beach, and I had lots of fun. (:

"I felt out of place when I went to my new school".
“I have of late,—but wherefore I know not,—lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises; and indeed, it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory.”(From Hamlet)
Basically it's just an example of an individual point of view .

The lines for all we know could idicate she shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up her rear end. because you're a moron and trying to cheat by having classmate from your online school fill in the next time just put the dialogue in the question too. thx for the points.