Heres a short story/ another terrible poem she knew
he had a mistress
he thinks he's being sly
but she could see through the lies
him coming home late
smelling of cheap perfume
she read the letters
but for the sake of her family
she stayed by his side
she loved him to much
so she stayed

That's not terrible at all. I'd love to hear more of your poems!

21 balloons is the story of professor william sherman's travels.

in 1883, he set off from san francisco for a balloon ride over the pacific and was found a month later floating with 21 balloons in the atlantic ocean. this seemed an astounding feat and everyone wanted to know what had happened.    

professor sherman was loyal, however, and said he would tell his tale first to the western american explorers club in san francisco, of which he was a member. this built up suspense for several chapters before he began to tell of the wonders of his adventures and the amazing island of krakatoa, an island which had just been blown up by a volcano.  

the residents of krakatoa are all millionaires who live under a "gourmet government" of their own devising. we get to see all the incredible adventures that creative people with unlimited resources would create according to the author.

lawrence   quinn is the main antagonist of the 2003 live action film adaptation of the cat in the hat. he is the waldens' pompous neighbor whose goal is to marry joan walden for her wealth and get rid of her son conrad by sending him to military school.